Big Bang Theory on Relationships
| Sheldon: | Believe it or not, Amy has embarked on a campaign to increase my feelings for her by making me happy. |
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| Leonard: | I'm sorry that must be very difficult for you. |
| Sheldon: | It's awful. ... |
| Leonard: | Shame on her. |
Life isn’t about waiting for the storms to pass; it’s about learning to dance in the rain.
| Sheldon: | Believe it or not, Amy has embarked on a campaign to increase my feelings for her by making me happy. |
|---|---|
| Leonard: | I'm sorry that must be very difficult for you. |
| Sheldon: | It's awful. ... |
| Leonard: | Shame on her. |
I really love this song.
I know I can have it all… I just can’t have it all at once.

In the summer months when their predators emerge from hibernation, throw pillows instinctively shed their colorful skins and seek camouflage in tall beige grasses.
| Sheldon: | Why are you crying? |
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| Penny: | Because I'm stupid. |
| Sheldon: | Well that's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad. |

| Do you know why girls marry so badly? The reason is there are so many girls and so few princes. | |
| You met a prince? | |
| No, I met a nice guy, but with my help he could become a prince. |
