Big Bang Theory on Relationships

Sheldon: Believe it or not, Amy has embarked on a campaign to increase my feelings for her by making me happy.
Leonard: I'm sorry that must be very difficult for you.
Sheldon: It's awful. ...
Leonard: Shame on her.

I really love this song.


I know I can have it all… I just can’t have it all at once.

A hard pillow to swallow…

In the summer months when their predators emerge from hibernation, throw pillows instinctively shed their colorful skins and seek camouflage in tall beige grasses.



"Big Bang Theory"

Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid.
Sheldon: Well that's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad.


"Arthur"

Do you know why girls marry so badly? The reason is there are so many girls and so few princes.
You met a prince?
No, I met a nice guy, but with my help he could become a prince.